can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s...
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Missing someone is like hearing a name sung quietly from somewhere behind you....– Tim Seibles, from “Slow Dance” (via commovente)
luphphy: caraknightley: i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
highsch00ls: 5evamore: when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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onlinecounsellingcollege: 1. Pay attention to your posture. Stand straight, and don’t slouch. 2. Smile. 3. Look people in the eyes. Averting your gaze or looking down at your feet sends the message that you’re feeling insecure. 4. Take your time - so you look more relaxed and ease…
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
puffymind: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
c—ataclysm: mbf me no ilkes 5 solos one list of 5 must reach quickly or ill delete gogogo
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
nextyearsgirl: If teenage boys are “blameless” for acting on their natural hormones like wild animals, then we should lock them up until they either become domesticated or put them down. If you’re going to act like a rabid dog you get treated like a rabid dog.
A catcall is entirely about reminding you that you are not yours. The purity...– Lindy West, “Female ‘Purity’ is Bullshit” (via perfect)
a-dr0p-of-golden-sun: Do not, I repeat, do not, let anyone tell you that your music taste is wrong. I don’t care if you worship Ke$ha and find her songs to be the most groundbreaking and inspiring thing on the planet. You do that! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I fully support your music choices, whether or not I enjoy listening to them.
I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and...– Jenna, Waitress (via wild-heart-child-heart)